My name is K-OS and I could care less about introducing myself. But then I said “Well, why not? Those goodie goodies, the ItsIts introduced themselves, so I’m going to do the same.”
I’m a bully and proud of it! My friends are bullies too. We live over by the swamp on the island the ItsIts named ItsItville. We were doing just fine until those six sissies came along and decided to make their home on our island. They even got friendly with Shrink, who we have never liked. Shrink is just a bossy old bird who thinks she’s so smart. Well, she’s not!
My most fun comes from trying to upset the ItsIts and mess up their day. I admit it’s hard to bother them because they are forever cheerful. Cheerfulness makes me want to spit rocks, which I often do. But one day I will achieve my goal and there won’t be one happy ItsIt. They’ll be sorry they ever came to this island.
The ItsIts don’t like me messing up their lives. They love helping kids. I do not. It’s important that I keep reminding the ItsIts who has the power on this island, (me!) so they don’t get too comfortable. One of the ItsIts, ChitChat, even tried to make friends. Can you believe that? Ridiculous! They must be a little loopy to think we would ever want to be friends with a bunch of sissies like them.
All I can say is don’t let those ItsIts fool you. Just because they’re cute doesn’t mean they’re cool. My friends and I are the ones to hang-out with! We’re tough, and no one messes with us! Do what we tell you and all will be ok. If you’re ever on our island, check us out at the swamp. But be cautious -- we may or may not welcome you!